Thursday, May 11, 2006

Hey

I am Back in black.Hi evrybody i finally got my computer fixed.So i geuss i'll see you later.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

March 25 2006

Today i woke up excited because there was only a few days till my mom came home. Oh yah. She callled last night and asked us what we wanted from cancun so i picked a neckalace. I wonder what it's going to look like.Today i got up and ate some waffles. For lunch some ramon noodles. I love those things.I went and sat down and watched some tv.My dad had to go to some place i don't know then he gave us a call and told us to get ready and we'll go down to the mall.So we got ready and we went and saw eight below.It's about this guy who's a researcher andhe in antartica and he has these sled dogs that he raised for many of years and he loves them a lot.Well theres a bad storm coming through so they had to leave.Well they have to leave the dogs there because it would be to much for the plane to carry.And then he comes back and gets them and two are dead.Well anyways we went to wal-mart to get some stuff for the house.I got some gum.We came home ate i got a shower and then i went to bed.Well i'll write tomorrow.by.

Friday, March 24, 2006

March 24 2006

Today i was asleep in my bed when i heard a crumbley sound i awoke that second and realized i went to sleep with my money in my bed. I lend my some money for his trip that he was taking with some of his friends. That money was probably my change. So anyways when i awoke i went downstairs got some smart start cereal and ate that.Then i went and sat down turned on the T.V and watched the news it was like a normal day.Then i went upstairs turned on the computer and went to www.funnyjunk.com and looked at some funny videos.I'm still waiting for my mom to come back. I left like 40 messages on her cell phone.I geuss the reason why she hasn't called back is because her cell phone won't work down in mexico.I wonder what she is doing right now. I wish i could be there with her right now. Oh also it's almost my birthday. Well thats all for the day. :]

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

March 22, 2006

Today was when my mom set off to cancun. It left me heartbroken.She got up at like 4:00 this morning. She wanted to come up to my bedroom and say good by to me but she didn't want to wake me up.When i woke up she was gone so i didn't get to give her a hug good by. She called this morning and told me she loved me and i said i love her to. Then she had to get on the plane so i had to go. She said she would call me back but she hasn't yet. She also said she would take me somewhere to so i just hope that happens in the future.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Cancun

Man you know what really sucks is when your stuck at your house with only your dad,sisters, and brother on spring break with your mom about to go on a trip to cancun. Can you beleive it she gave us a list of what to eat for breakfast lunch and dinner for the days she was gone. Also this all took place during our spring break.She put down a law that said that we can not go out to spend the night with our friends. We all sat down that night and had a debat about how she was not letting go to our friends house to spend the night.Man i whish that i could go because she is taking a plane and i always wanted to go on a plane before. And plus i want to just spend some time with her alone just me and her.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Guess what everybody it's almost my birthday now. April 8 . If anybody wants to mail me any thing my mail adress is 4349 Hollingsworth Rd Jacksonville Al 36265. Have a very nice day and luna if you read this give me your mail adress so i can mail you something once in a while.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Short story

Hey everybody how is it going i hope everybody likes my blog. And some of you are saying well this is a short blog well you can leave that in the comment section. I just don't have anything to write right now but i'll have something later.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Wondering

Have you ever went to sleep and then woke up at the earliest in the morning and was wandering why you woke up this late and then you heard a big boom. You thought it was something that blew up but it was lightning. Well i have but instead of thinking it was a boom i always think its the end of the world like the apocalyps. I don't know why but it just freaks me out. I think i'm paranoid or did GOD send me here to be the messenger or am i the that is supose to live through the end of the world like NOAH and his ark. I just don't know so if anybody has a comment to leave go straight ahead. Just feel free.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Christmas day in 2004

That christmas morning i was the first one to awake that morning. I screamed "IT'S CHRISTMAS EVRYBODY WAKE UP!" So then i ran down stairs and i started gazing at the presents and i started riping open the presents. Well i got a tony stewart car which tony stewart sucks anyways i got a knife which is #1 mistake. Well i started cutting it open and iwas cutting the box open towards my thumb #2 mistake. Then the knife slipped and i cut my thumb off. No i'm just playing. I cut my finger really deep. Then my dad took me to the bathroom and i put my finger over the sink. I was standing there watching my blood drip continuously and that was mistake #3. Right then i felt light headed and bam i was knocked out. My mom sat me down on a chair and let a window up. Then i came back to earth. My mom said i got knocked out because i didn't eat and i believe her. Well everybody that's why your mom always tells you to eat breakfast because it's important and if you don't you'll probably end up like me so eat your breakfast.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

The Docter.

People always say if you eat a apple a day it will take the doctor away yeah right. Oh trust me i have tons of apples a day but still i'm having to go to the doctor today. No it's not because i'm sick it's because i have to get a special type of medicine. No i'm not going to tell you what kind of medicine it is. For example about the little apple deal my mom she eats a few apples each day but she still got the flu,and i think she passed it on to me. So while i'm at the doctor today i have to get medicine and get my knees checked because they hurt every time i walk and also i have to check and see if i got the flu so they are probably going to have to take a blood sample. Well wish me luck today at the doctor's office.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Yo-mama joke

  1. Ok ya'll better like this one because i came up with it ok YO-MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE SAT ON A BENCH AND WAITED FOR THE TWENKY TRUCK TO COME BY AND DROP OFF HER POUND OF TWENKIES.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

TORNADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know how people always want to see a tornado it's like "oh mom i want to see a tornado up close." Well for those people that say that i got something to say to them ya'll stink. You do not want to see a tornado up close and i know some of you would be saying how do you know i don't want to see one up close well here is your answer because i had one that went through my front yard.Yeah you heard me. Here's the story. Ok there i was on the bus and it was pouring down rain. Well me and my two sisters and one brother were walking up our quarter mile of a road geting soaked with rain. We finally got up to our house and my brother decided to go into the house and get our clothes off and get different ones on. Our other two sisters had to wait outside until we got our clothes on.Well i got my clothes on and i started playing my psp and my brother was downstairs finding some towels to give my sisters. When i was playing my psp it just cut off. Then i heard my sisters screaming outside saying tornado continually. The suction of the tornado kept the door closed but my brother got the door open and screamed for me to get down stairs and then i got downstairs and i was so stupid that i stoped and looked outside the door and i got a glimpse of it but then my brother grabed me and slung me into the closet. Then we didn't hear a thing and my brother checked and it was gone. I always thought that GOD was the one to stop the tornado and not a scratch was on our house so i geuss GOD was looking out for us so GOD is up there somewhere.

JOKES OF THE DAY

  1. No offense to the chinese people out there but yo-mama so fat that 2 chinese people walked up to her and thought that she was a yellow taxi cab and tried to open the door.
  2. Ok your so dumb that when you put one quarter in each ear you think your listening to 50 cent.

THATS THE TOP TWO JOKES FOR THE DAY!!!!!!!

The perfect day.(NOT)

Have you ever seen the perfect day well geuss what i haven't. Now if you have i'm glad. No actually i'm not but you stink if you have. I really haven't seen a good day yet. Well i geuss i have at least once and i think that was when all of a sudden i was in kindergarten coloring a turkey for thanksgiving and right then my mom checked me out. I asked her where we were going. She would never answer me until i saw a sign that said CHATANOOGA 63 miles and then i knew. Then Bam there we were Ruby Falls. Yeah. I geuss i had one day that was perfect. So i geuss that was one that was perfect but this saturday was supposed to be good but it wasn't because could ya geuss i got in a fight. Yep a fight. That's what got me sent to SATURDAY SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man that really did SUCK. The teacher in there wasn't mean at all. She just started talking to us. Oh my god if ever thought that you saw someone that was freaky wait till you hear about this kid. The reason why he was in there was because he pulled down his pant's and MOONED the bus and he said it was fun. Anyways all we did was fill out a form that was talking about what we did. Well that saturday school crap kinda sucked but i know i don't want to go there again. Well thats all. Thanks for reading.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Jokes of the day

1. YO-MOMA IS SO DUMB THAT WHEN SHE SAW A SIGN THAT SAID "WET FLOOR"
THAT SHE ACTUALLY WET THE FLOOR! :)

2.YO-MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MAKES MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT. :)

head injuries

When i was born i came out lookin SEXY!!!...just playin i was ugly just like everybody else! And my sister agrees along with my whole family. When i was 4 i was playing outside when all of a sudden BAM!!,no not margera!, but i hit my head on some bricks. When i was 6 my mom dropped a can of orange juice on my head, that didn't hurt because i have a hollow head!LOL! Also when i was ten i was riding my fourwheeler going about 60mph when all of a sudden i got a bug in mouth and i turned my head to spit it out and when i turned back around i hit a barbed wire fence. I flew off the front of my fourwheeler and hit a metal post. And that is why i am so stupid today!