head injuries

When i was born i came out lookin SEXY!!!...just playin i was ugly just like everybody else! And my sister agrees along with my whole family. When i was 4 i was playing outside when all of a sudden BAM!!,no not margera!, but i hit my head on some bricks. When i was 6 my mom dropped a can of orange juice on my head, that didn't hurt because i have a hollow head!LOL! Also when i was ten i was riding my fourwheeler going about 60mph when all of a sudden i got a bug in mouth and i turned my head to spit it out and when i turned back around i hit a barbed wire fence. I flew off the front of my fourwheeler and hit a metal post. And that is why i am so stupid today!