Yo-mama joke

1. Ok ya'll better like this one because i came up with it ok YO-MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE SAT ON A BENCH AND WAITED FOR THE TWENKY TRUCK TO COME BY AND DROP OFF HER POUND OF TWENKIES.

TORNADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know how people always want to see a tornado it's like "oh mom i want to see a tornado up close." Well for those people that say that i got something to say to them ya'll stink. You do not want to see a tornado up close and i know some of you would be saying how do you know i don't want to see one up close well here is your answer because i had one that went through my front yard.Yeah you heard me. Here's the story. Ok there i was on the bus and it was pouring down rain. Well me and my two sisters and one brother were walking up our quarter mile of a road geting soaked with rain. We finally got up to our house and my brother decided to go into the house and get our clothes off and get different ones on. Our other two sisters had to wait outside until we got our clothes on.Well i got my clothes on and i started playing my psp and my brother was downstairs finding some towels to give my sisters. When i was playing my psp it just cut off. Then i heard my sisters screaming outside saying tornado continually. The suction of the tornado kept the door closed but my brother got the door open and screamed for me to get down stairs and then i got downstairs and i was so stupid that i stoped and looked outside the door and i got a glimpse of it but then my brother grabed me and slung me into the closet. Then we didn't hear a thing and my brother checked and it was gone. I always thought that GOD was the one to stop the tornado and not a scratch was on our house so i geuss GOD was looking out for us so GOD is up there somewhere.

JOKES OF THE DAY

1. No offense to the chinese people out there but yo-mama so fat that 2 chinese people walked up to her and thought that she was a yellow taxi cab and tried to open the door.
2. Ok your so dumb that when you put one quarter in each ear you think your listening to 50 cent.

THATS THE TOP TWO JOKES FOR THE DAY!!!!!!!

The perfect day.(NOT)

Have you ever seen the perfect day well geuss what i haven't. Now if you have i'm glad. No actually i'm not but you stink if you have. I really haven't seen a good day yet. Well i geuss i have at least once and i think that was when all of a sudden i was in kindergarten coloring a turkey for thanksgiving and right then my mom checked me out. I asked her where we were going. She would never answer me until i saw a sign that said CHATANOOGA 63 miles and then i knew. Then Bam there we were Ruby Falls. Yeah. I geuss i had one day that was perfect. So i geuss that was one that was perfect but this saturday was supposed to be good but it wasn't because could ya geuss i got in a fight. Yep a fight. That's what got me sent to SATURDAY SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man that really did SUCK. The teacher in there wasn't mean at all. She just started talking to us. Oh my god if ever thought that you saw someone that was freaky wait till you hear about this kid. The reason why he was in there was because he pulled down his pant's and MOONED the bus and he said it was fun. Anyways all we did was fill out a form that was talking about what we did. Well that saturday school crap kinda sucked but i know i don't want to go there again. Well thats all. Thanks for reading.

Jokes of the day

1. YO-MOMA IS SO DUMB THAT WHEN SHE SAW A SIGN THAT SAID "WET FLOOR"
THAT SHE ACTUALLY WET THE FLOOR! :)

2.YO-MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MAKES MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT. :)

head injuries

When i was born i came out lookin SEXY!!!...just playin i was ugly just like everybody else! And my sister agrees along with my whole family. When i was 4 i was playing outside when all of a sudden BAM!!,no not margera!, but i hit my head on some bricks. When i was 6 my mom dropped a can of orange juice on my head, that didn't hurt because i have a hollow head!LOL! Also when i was ten i was riding my fourwheeler going about 60mph when all of a sudden i got a bug in mouth and i turned my head to spit it out and when i turned back around i hit a barbed wire fence. I flew off the front of my fourwheeler and hit a metal post. And that is why i am so stupid today!